Gross, Turtle. Just Gross.

There was some catered event at Tartarus, headed by the Hutt, last night. That is literally all we know about it. Even though it was directly related to the future of Tartarus, none of the staff was invited. All we know is they invited 80 people and maybe 30, most of whom are already directly involved in Tartarus leadership in some way, attended. So there was food left.

As a semi-pleasant change of pace, the staff was actually invited to have some of the left-overs. So, we tried some of it. We, meaning Spoof and Speck, thought the food was mediocre at best. Our co-workers didn't seem to agree. Zebra kept raving about how wonderful it was. 

We can only assume Turtle felt the same. This is a list of what we know Turtle ate in the course of a single day, not to mention whatever might have been consumed at lunch when Turtle left the building:

• at least 4 chocolate dipped macaroons
• at least 4 lemon squares
• somewhere between 7 and 11 pieces of spanokopita
• at least 3-5 pieces of baguette with roast beef and horseradish sauce
• an undetermined quantity of jumbo shrimp (we're thinking at least 10) and chicken skewers (probably the same)

 

How can you eat all that?