They're called manners; get some

To begin with, we have to say that we have never done anything to earn Plague's displeasure. Not a single insult, harsh word, or poorly timed joke (there was a single incident involving a magazine but she deserved it and it was three years ago so get over it already Plague). In recent weeks we have actually been especially nice to Plague. She may be annoying but she's never been outright nasty to either of us. She's become the lesser evil

Until today. 

Today Plague started out by ignoring us. We even apologized for something that wasn't even our fault. No acknowledgement. She didn't even look in our direction. It went on like this all morning. The only interaction she consented to with either of us was when she and Zebra were blocking a mailbox that Spoof needed to put something in. When Spoof said "excuse me," she whirled around, snatched the item from Spoof's hands without a word, and shoved it into the mailbox.

We all have bad days but there is no reason to treat your coworkers in such a rude, unprofessional manner. And that is why the murder goose, who has been conspicuously absent from the death stare for several months, has decided to target Plague.