We didn't want one anyway

Mosquito made these cards for the Tartarus staff. Their purpose would take too long to explain but suffice it to say that there needs to be one for each member of staff. As she worked, she discovered that she did not have enough for everyone. "I'll make some more in a couple of days," she said. 

If that were the entirety of the story we could brush it off as Mosquito's poor planning as usual. The problem with that is, we (meaning Spoof and Speck) were the only ones without a card. 

Or, really, not shocked at all.

There is no sensibly arranged list of staff members where Spoof and Speck are listed sequentially, much less at the end of the list. To make matters worse, a person who has been offered a summer position, who won't even be in town much less at Tartarus, until at least the beginning of June, has a card. Wouldn't it make more sense to make them for people who are actually present first?