I keep a spare Yoda in the garage

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Hos is it that I have an Obi Wan and not a notebook?

 

It's Mo Monday!

Mo's rotating obsessions continue. This week he insists he's a cowboy. He didn't want to hear that the horse isn't real. Of course, we didn't try particularly hard to convince him otherwise. Turns out, a spring horse is a good way to keep a homicidal squirrel occupied for a couple of hours.
 

Totally worth it

We've long known that our co-workers are inefficient and essentially useless. Take Opie for instance.

Please. We're begging you. Please take him.

Opie spends all of his time working on a single event, a fund-raiser race. We've held races previous years. The first race was planned in a matter of weeks. Opie has been working on this event for a full year and still has "so much to do". The races is less than two weeks away. Opie claims to have nearly 100 volunteers for this event yet still needs help with set up, clean up, etc. Which doesn't make sense to begin with. It gets worse when you find out that 3 runners have signed-up. 3. 

Something is wrong with that math.

 

I always get them confused

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Don't mix up the toothbrush and the cattle-prod.

It's Mo Monday!

We knew Mo had delusions of grandeur. We didn't realize until jut recently that those delusions were strong enough that he thinks he can literally steer the entire world. We don't want to be the ones to tell him the truth.

These people don't understand clothes

Expect to hear a lot from us in the coming weeks about what our co-workers are wearing. At the very least they've made some, shall we say, interesting fashion choices of late. This week was over the top. We're not sure some of them really know how clothes work. Here are the two worst things we saw this week:

Plague wore a sweater vest. As a shirt. So, no shirt under it. Just the vest.


Zebra wore his peacoat and fur-lined earflap cap. All buttoned up and strapped tight under his chin. It's June. We've had rather summery weather this week. People have been wearing shorts and sandals.   

This is normal, right?

 

Well, who doesn't think about Faffy and Viserion a little too often

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
My cellphone is obsessed with dragons.

 

It's Mo Monday!

Mo can't do anything on a small scale. When he got it into his head to take a photo, he had to do it in the biggest way possible. He found this large pinhole camera in a small town and got to work plotting photos to take. We don't know what his larger plan is for the photos but it can't be anything good.

Why? Just why?

Ever see something and, no matter how many times you look at it, you just can't believe it's real? Like, can I possibly be seeing this? Probably you have. The internet is full of the stupidity we see every day. Well, today we're adding to it.

Walking through the Goodwill we spotted a lady flossing her teeth.

Flossing.

In public.

Are we the only ones who find that disgusting?
We had to leave. Couldn't risk touching something that her tooth-gunk had touched.

We did not get a picture, sadly. Or maybe thank goodness. We can't decide.

Shirt cheese is common

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Pants cheese is a delicacy.

 

It's Mo Monday!

We spend a lot of time giving you examples of Mo's darkness, his evil. We thought it might be nice to give you a view of his lighter side. Mo has art in his soul. We came across him playing this guitar. Well, not so much playing. Obviously, this isn't a functional guitar. But, he was "playing" with a great deal of soul. Of course, we're not sure that Mo's art is wholly altruistic. It is not only conceivable but likely that this is all part of some grand scheme to take over the world. We are suspicious.
 

Muffin's application is likely to be denied

Our coworkers have this nasty habit of eating while working the main desk. It's annoying when someone is constantly stepping aside to take a bite of a cookie or cram a couple of walnuts in their mouth. A few of them, though, have taken it a step further. At least with a cookie you can take a small polite bite, chew, and put it down until it is convenient to eat more. Fruit is a little more complicated. 

One person in particular has taken to eating bananas at the desk. And not stepping aside while other people work to eat them. No, this muffin eats a banana while working. While talking to patrons. Don't know about you, but we find it difficult to talk while eating without spraying half chewed food at people. We wonder where else she eats bananas.

 

Imagine the horrors that ear has heard

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
His tail is like an ear on his butt.