It's Mo Monday!

It will surprise no one to learn that Mo adores Halloween. As you can see, he's already collected his treat. We're a little scared to learn who got tricked.

 
Happy Halloween from Spoof and Speck!

We've given up explaining these people

So, if you feel you can't go to work on a given day, what do you do?

What's that you say? Call your boss/manager? Call the specified "call out" line? 

You mean, you don't send a text or a Facebook message? And not even to your boss but to a subordinate? Because Mosquito seems to think this is perfectly acceptable. 

And to make matters worse, the excuse she gave? "I stayed up late last night. I'm too tired." Most places you don't even have to give an excuse. Just "I'm not coming in today". If you feel the need to give a reason why not stick with "I don't feel well." "I'm too tired" is only valid if you were at the emergency room or something. 

 

Utterly disturbing

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Muffin only wears Ronald McDonald boots.

 

Everyone loves a dungeon beach party

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Today was a throwing things around the dungeon day.

It's Mo Monday!

The Gameboy held Mo's interest a surprisingly long time. We found this old hand-held game tucked in an attic. We don't expect it to be much of a diversion but we have more systems on their way. Thank goodness for hoarder relatives.

It came from the Goodwill

Cat lamp = weird
Fruit hat = weird
Cat wearing a fruit hat attached to a lamp ....

Wormholes need fudge ripple

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
That freezer is like a black hole.

 

It's Mo Monday!

We're trying not to get our hopes up, but it seems like Mo the retro-gamer might be a thing. As we predicted, the Atari obsession didn't last long. So we found him a Gameboy. We don't have access to a lot of games and he's burning through the ones we have at an alarming rate. We're digging through garages, attics, and thrift stores for games and systems. The longer we can keep this going the better off we all will be.

 

If you needed proof...

You may think we are exaggerating Hickey's stupidity. If anything, we are downplaying it. Observe the note we found that Hickey left for herself.

What does this mean? Is a computer machine different than a regular computer? How does one review buttons?

We think maybe Hickey ought to review where brain is in head skull.

I'd hate to think you did it on purpose

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I accidentally inhaled a squirrel tail.

It's Mo Monday!

Once again, fate has granted us a reprieve. Mo has discovered video games. It's only Atari, so his distraction won't last too long but we figure it's good for at least a threat-free week. Maybe we can get our hands on a Nintendo after that...