Dunce Corner

We haven't visited the Dunce Corner for a while and that's a crying shame. Here is some idiocy for your reading pleasure:

Plague pronounces segue "seh-goo"

Mr. Ed spells square "sqware"

Overheard in Tartarus:
What's your sister Sue's name?

Also available in Rubber Cement and Gaffer Tape

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

You found the glue pringles!

 

Merry Christmas from Spoof and Speck

Can you tell which stocking is Mo's?

 

You can keep that pencil

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Stop picking at your toenails and draw mittens.

 

It's Mo Monday!

Mo has been working on his Christmas list for weeks now. He's filled much of that little notebook. If he gets his way, it will be a very grim Christmas morning, given that his list includes body parts and weapons of mayhem and destruction. On the plus side, it keeps him busy.
 

It came from the Goodwill

The Christmas season brings out the best in many thrift shops. You can find all kinds of awesome decorations. You can also find all kinds of creepy weirdness. Like this one. We don't want that elf on our shelf. Or anywhere else in our houses.

That poor central monkey

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:
Today will bite the biggest of monkey butts.

It's Mo Monday!

Here's an interesting development. We have no idea where Mo found this controller. We don't think it's even attached to anything. Somehow, though, it is keeping him occupied. We've decided not to question it. We're not looking this gift horse in the mouth.
 

It makes you frightened for the future of humanity

Just in case you needed further proof of how moronic Hickey is:

We have discovered that Hickey does not know how to put things in alphabetical order. When questioned, Hickey admits that she struggles with the alphabet and did not realize that she would need to use it so much. In her last job, she says, she could work around it. Where did Hickey work previous to Tartarus, you ask? 

She was a preschool teacher.

How in the name of all that is reasonable can one teach preschoolers if one cannot even grasp the basics of the alphabet?