It came from the Goodwill

We find it difficult to point out exactly what is wrong with this ladybug. Maybe the eyes? The facial expression? It's belly? We don't know. We just know it makes us uneasy.
 

That must be some special paper

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Who knew $10 paper  plates were economical and convenient.

 

Its Mo Monday!

We've shared a number of Mo allies on this blog over the past few years. Today's is particularly disturbing. Mo seems to have found a girlfriend. And because he's Mo, it's not another squirrel. It's ... well we're not really sure what it is. See for yourself.

 

Is it possible we're being too literal?

Do you ever find yourself overthinking stuff that people say? 
We're going to assume the answer is "yes" because it happens to us all of the time. Like today when we heard a coworker say "I'm going to go find something to eat."

Who just "finds" something to eat? What, was she going to eat a cheeseburger she found wandering down the street?

 

We lose a lot of bosses that way

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

You want my boss? She's the fish under the napkin over there.

It's Mo Monday!

Your mom always told you not to play with matches. We say, don't play with squirrels.

Especially squirrels that play with matches

Who's advice is more relevant?

Nothing says business attire like flippers

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Professional shoes are water shoes, and everyone knows that.

 

It's Mo Monday!

St Patrick's Day is nearly upon us and Mo is getting ready. We've heard him mumbling about the mischief he will be perpetrating. And we're not talking about green milk and short-sheeted beds.
 

We suspect the trouble he plans to cause will rival another infamous leprechaun...

It came from the Goodwill

We call this one "cross-dresser Santa is angry that he doesn't know how to properly apply mascara".

 

Truly inclusive restrooms

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I just died, so now I can go to the bathroom.

 

It's Mo Monday!

Mo was watching YouTube videos recently and came across one of those old iPod ads. Not understanding that this was not a current campaign, Mo has become obsesses with creating an ad of his own. We helped him take this photo to send to Apple. We live in dread of the day he realizes no reply is coming.

 

Is that how they make parade balloons?

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Who cares if we explode because we can't even pee.