Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Pigs say oink

Inspiration for today's post comes from the YouTube sensation, that popular Ylvis song, What Does the Fox Say.

Unfamiliar with the song? Shame on you. Here. Educate yourself. (If you know the song, feel free to skip the video. (Of course if you're anything like us you'll use this opportunity to watch it again. And again. Maybe fifty times in a row. What can we say. It speaks to us.))




"Okay, Spoof and Speck," you're saying, "I watched the video. So what?"

We were thinking about this song today and couldn't help but think of our own lyrics for the chorus. We call it "What does the dope say" and much like Ylvis's fox, the dope says a lot of different things. Here's a sampling.

What does the dope say:

I don't know how to make change.

Let me call you about something stupid I forgot to tell you two weeks ago.

Tell me again how we need to close up tonight.

I have Tartarus on the phone for you.

Is Speck here today (said after talking to Speck)

Should the stapler be on the right or the left?

I can't find my car.

Does the label maker need a label?

I think my cat might be allergic to gluten.

Do we answer the phone when it rings?


We swear, this is what it looks like every day in Tartarus.







 

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