It came from the Goodwill

We have no idea what this thing is intended to be. We can only assume it serves some terribly evil purpose. Could it be anything else, with a face like that?
 

He can fit you in a week from Thursday

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

When is a good time for the eye-poking pterodactyl to visit?

 

Did we miss a memo?

We've written before about how some of our coworkers have taken to wearing water shoes  to Tartarus. The illness is spreading. It's gotten so bad that we see more water shoes than regular shoes. 

Now, we'll grant them that the Tartarus dress code is vague. The only footwear specifically forbidden is flipflops. Apart from that our dress code only states that we must wear "professional shoes". (It also says we must have "professional hair", but that's a story for another day.) Mostly, we take that to mean no running shoes, but we'd have thought the ban would extend to water shoes. Apparently not, as no one but us thinks these shoes are a problem.

Part of the unofficial Tartarus uniform, apparently

 

It's Mo Monday!

We'd hoped Mo would be satisfied with trying to take over the world. We were wrong. He's set his sights on the heavens. On the one hand, he's not likely to succeed. On the other hand, the havoc he could cause if he does...
 

Her mascara is parentheses

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Commas are just like eye shadow.

It's Mo Monday!

What is it about summer that makes people make questionable fashion choices? We see it all this time of year: cropped tank tops, floppy flowered hats, socks with sandals, novelty sunglasses....

Stick your ideas in your eye

Hickey's thinking cap returns! We encourage you, if you have any other ideas of wrong ways to wear a thinking cap, let us know in the comments. We may adapt you idea into one of these posts.

 

It works best if you pair it with the special salad

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I'm going on a diet because I want a giraffe neck too.

 

It's Mo Monday!

We thought there was nothing worse than Mo's threats and murderous actions. We were wrong. He spent much of the weekend literally at the drawing board, muttering to himself and drawing frantically. Unknown plans are far worse.