So, Newton comes in this morning to sign in and immediately excused himself "'cause I have to use the bathroom." Hey, pee whenever you want. We don't care. No big deal, right?
Ten minutes later, he comes back. "Sorry it took me so long," he says.
"Don't worry about it," we say. All we want is for him to sign in and get to work.
But no. Newton is having none of that. "Sorry," he says, "it took me longer than normal because I had to go number two."
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| Ewww. Bad Newton. |
No no no! What possesses someone to say a thing like that?! And of course that wasn't the end of it. He came back repeatedly for paper towel to wipe the sweat off of his head. Really, though, the over share alone was enough to turn the whole day the wrong way.
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| Why do we put up with this stuff? |
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