Opie Redux

Apparently it is Opie week here at Falling Down the Death Stare. We have one more story about this ridiculous person to share with you.

As we were leaving Tartarus today, Opie and Spoof were headed in the same direction through the parking lot. Spoof watched Opie wander up and down the aisles for a while. Opie then came over to Spoof and the following interaction occured:

Opie: I can't find my car.

Spoof: That's too bad. I don't know where you parked.

Opie: You don't know where it is?

Spoof: No. I haven't seen it.

Opie: I looked everywhere. Well, I'm sure it will be okay. I can always call my roommate to help me find it.

Spoof: Whatever.


Now what you need to know is that there are two parking lots available to Tartarus employees. More than likely, Opie's car was in the other lot. Opie did not look in the second lot. Opie only spent a few minutes searching the first lot. Walking away, Spoof saw Opie on the phone, we can only imagine calling the poor roommate.

This is the person that the Hutt trusts to take on every responsibility that pops up at work. A person who can't open a door or find a car.


We ask you, who is dumber: Opie or the Hutt who thinks Opie can do no wrong.

Opie is the best, apparently