Jidiot

When you're in a business and hear an announcement that the place is closing soon, what do you do? Do you take your time, make yourself comfortable? Or do you, like a sane person, make your way out the door? Worst are the people who hear the announcement "we're now closed" and still wander around. 

Tonight's victim led Spoof and Speck to coin the term "jidiot" (This is a combination of jerk and idiot, FYI). We watched the jidiot wander around for a solid twenty minutes, picking things up casually and setting them back down again. About five minutes before closing, the jidiot left. Then, as we were letting a straggler out five solid minutes after we closed, the jidiot zipped back in having "lost my keys." We stood there, dumb struck, as the moron wandered around, loudly proclaiming where she had been. Our coworker Gomer followed her around, helping look. We heard jidiot say the keys might be in her car but she thought she better check inside first "before you close." What made her think we were still open?! The doors were locked and the lights were off. She left a few minutes later still with no keys. Turns out they were in her car after all.