New Characters

Spoof and Speck are pleased to bring you some new characters. 

Tempy - As you may have guessed from the name, Tempy is a temp, hired to help the Hutt complete some tedious office work. Tempy witnessed a Hutt blow out her first week at Tartarus. Tempy was also included in our staff photo (which also includes summer staff) on our website.

Spider Hero - Everyone's favorite custodian. When Tartarus was closed so the staff could go to a training seminar, Spider Hero had to go in alone with a rather angry list of tasks set for him by the Hutt. He is a semi-frequent target of the Hutt's wrath even though he never deserves it.

Miss Americuh - This wacko comes into Tartarus on a regular basis, often bringing along at least one of her children, all three of whom are named after places. Anything that is wrong in her world is never her fault. Imagine the most irritating person you've ever met. Miss Americuh is probably worse. Also, she believes that the government is poisoning us but we're protected by sky spirits. 

Pinky and Stinky - Named after a pair of cartoon pigs. Stinky has no concept of personal hygiene. Pinky is the smaller, so-pale-you're-practically-albino, friend.

Angel Boo-Boo - This one must be some distant relative of the Honey Boo Boo clan. Seriously. She looks and acts like she could fit seamlessly into the show. Her brother is named after a Norse god.