An exciting new offer from Stare Co.

Do you have a neighbor who always parks in front of your driveway? A coworker who constantly railroads you? An aunt who just never shuts up?
 

Can't take another minute

You've tried muzzles, shock collars, and tranquilizers. It's time for something new.

Try Poops-in-Boots, the ninja monkey from Stare-Co. This feces flinging simian is guaranteed to stop even the worst nemesis in his tracks. Simply point out the offender and Poops-in-Boots gets right to work. Whether it's stealth dung tossing, dropping barrages, or payload deposits, Poops-in-Boots puts even the most persistent person in his place.

Don't be fooled by that innocent face

Want to quit a bad job in style? Leave a poop-flinging monkey behind. Ask about our permanent placements.