Who didn't see this coming

Last fall we told you about Pinky, the woman who likes port-a-johns. We haven't mentioned her in a while because things with Pinky tend to follow the same pattern all of the time. Finally, though, we have a new Pinky story worth sharing.
 

Oh, happy day

The other day Pinky introduced herself to Fanta (probably for the sixth time since Pinky never remembers introductions). Of course, by introduced herself what we actually mean is that she stared at Fanta and said, "What's your name."

"I'm Fanta. I'm here for the summer," said Fanta.

"Your name is Santa," said Pinky, perplexed.

"No, Fanta. Like the soda."

"Santa? Like Santa Claus?"

"No, Fanta. With an F."

At this point, Pinky turned to Spoof. "Her name is Santa Claus?"

What could we say to that?

This seems like a likely future scenario