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Sometimes we learn too much about our coworkers' personal lives. Like the Mosquito. Mosquito has a boyfriend who we call Mr. McFeely.

You remember him

And we call him Mr. McFeely because he shows up at least twice a week with a bag of some kind of food for Mosquito.

Today, as per the pattern, about twenty minutes after calling Mosquito on a work line, Mr. McFeely showed up with a bag. "Oh," exclaimed Mosquito after McFeely had left, "that was so nice of him. And so unexpected. Mr. McFeely never brings me lunch."

What could we do? We stared blankly at the Mosquito for a minute, then walked away before we could say anything rude.