Worst superhero team ever

There's this family that comes into Tartarus often. they're like the worst superhero team ever. Let us explain.

Dad is Captain Screen-time. Heaven forbid he should ever look up from whatever device he's carrying.

Like this, but worse. Because of who his kids are.

The older boy is the Attention Hog. Everything has to be all about him, exactly how he wants it, all of the time. Don't you dare give someone else your attention if he wants it.

Everyone's favorite self-centered chipmunk comes to mind

Then there's the little one. The Hellion. Matter Eater Lad's demon spawn cousin. The very first time we met these people we looked at the little one and agreed, to quote Jeff Foxworthy, the little one is not right. In the time we've known them, Hellion has:

• thrown 2 tantrums
• licked a piece of chalk
• ate a frozen paint cube after being told twice "don't put that in your mouth, it's paint"
• smeared glue stick on his face, hand, shirt, and the table then licked the remaining stick
• sucked on a marker tip
• bit open a bingo marker, spilled the ink on the carpet, got said ink all over his hands, and left inky handprints on everything he could reach

Hellion is in elementary school and certainly old enough to know better. He just doesn't seem to want to try. 

Add horns and a tendency to randomly spazz out and you've got some idea of what being around this kid is like.