That's Opie logic

Opie is in charge of a number of weekly events at Tartarus. Because putting the idiot in charge of everything makes sense, apparently. If we told you everything stupid that Opie does during these programs we'd never talk about anything else. We might as well rename this blog Opie on the Death Stare or something. What happened today, though, is worth repeating.

Opie came into the staff lounge shortly after the program was meant to start. "Aren't you supposed to be in your program," asked Spoof.

"Oh," said Opie, "there was just one person there and he was new so I didn't do it."

To make matter worse, minutes later another person arrived for the program but Opie had already moved on to something else and was not available to run the program. AND when we looked later, Opie had recorded that one person on the official attendance record in spite of never actually doing the program.

because everything makes sense to Opie