She's gonna get ya

Before Christmas, we introduced you to our friend Lil' Kelly. She of the Santa hat and pencil for stabbing. Now that it's summer, Lil' Kelly certainly can't be wearing a Santa hat. No, she has a new costume.

And now the explanation, because we are well aware that this outfit is impossible for the outside observer to understand. Up on her head is a coonskin cap. In her right hand, sort of hanging off of that pumpkin, is a muzzle. and the awesomeness she holds in her left hand is a wand. For rabies. Yes, you read that right. A rabies wand. To give people rabies. We'd explain further, but we fear that would be a lost cause. Best to just appreciate the rabies wand without question.