Who doesn't love a secret

We may have previously mentioned, Tartarus has serious communication issues. No one ever tells anyone else what is going on. It's like the whole place is built on secrets and lies. 

And it's bound to fall down on us some day

And we all complain about the secrets. The loudest complaints come from a coworker we'll call Mr. Ed. Mr. Ed seems to think that the Hutt and Shoes have created some conspiracy to never tell him (specifically him, even if no one else knows what Mr. Ed doesn't know) anything. We hear this complaint from him weekly. He's also been known to bring up past incidents of not knowing constantly.

Now, previously we felt sorry for Mr. Ed. It did seem on occasion like people were intentionally excluding him from the flow of information. Then, this week, both Shoes and the Hutt went away for a few days. While they were away Mr. Ed was given some additional responsibilities (like snitching) of which he seemed inordinately proud. We overheard part of a conversation during which Mosquito told Mr. Ed about something that was going on this morning, something that might potentially affect all of us. Mr. Ed then failed to tell ANYONE about what Mosquito had told him. We thought perhaps, given his sensitivity to knowing what is going on, Mr. Ed might be better at communicating. Clearly we were wrong.

We'd like to punch that horsey face