The world according to the Hutt - part 3

Today's insanity is actually a continuation of Friday's Hutt rule. It was crazy enough, though, to earn it's own post.

After the Hutt said it was our own fault that no one tells us stuff Spoof pressed the issue. "So, let's talk about program Q," said Spoof. "All I know about program Q is what I read on a poster. You're telling me that it's not a problem that no one has told me anything about it?"

"Are you involved in program Q," said the Hutt.

"Obviously not, if I don't know what is happening."

"Then you don't need to know," insisted the Hutt.

You're kidding, right?

Spoof just stared for a second. "So, if a patron comes in and asks me about program Q, I'm just supposed to say I'm not doing that so I don't know anything. I can't answer any questions or even tell you when it will take place. That doesn't seem like a problem to you?"

"I guess so," said the Hutt.

 Hutt rule #3 - If you are not directly involved you don't need to know anything.