Thursday, August 28, 2014

The world according to the Hutt - part 4

We have, at times, been told that we have a "serious productivity issues." In fact this is a frequent Hutt complaint, even showing up on Speck's last employee evaluation as "a problem that needs to be solved in the next six months if Speck wishes to continue working at Tartarus". 

When Spoof and Hutt had it out last week, the Hutt once again called both Spoof and Speck lazy. Later, when Spoof pointed out how little work some of our coworkers actually do, the Hutt mentioned how they work up in the executive offices. "We go look at cat pictures sometimes, but we do that in the back office so it's okay," said the Hutt.

Our management team hard at work, apparently
A) How does that answer the complaint about employee laziness.
B) If that's what our management does no wonder the employees think sitting around telling jokes is a good use of our time.
c) What the...

Hutt rule #4 - Looking at cat pictures is productive.

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