Maybe my sneakers could give me a loan?

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

My shoes could only buy one panda.

 

It came from the Goodwill

If Jigsaw had a family and they went caroling, it would probably look something like this.

 

They stock a special sort of book

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

Maybe the library is really a secret society. 

 

It's Mo Monday!

Did your mother ever tell you not to sit too closely to the television? Mo's didn't. Or maybe he didn't listen. We tried to tell him but he almost too off our fingers. We say, let him ruin his eyes.

 

Hats work better if you choose the right size

Here's another image of Hickey's thinking cap. This one is so tight it makes her eyes bug out.

And how would you react?

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

A kid swallows an eyeball and she says I'm overreacting. 

 

It's Mo Monday!

Here's something we haven't done before. We are providing a photo of Mo. You provide the caption. The best caption wins a special dedicated post here on the Death Stare.

Here's your photo:

 

Can you say "anal-retentive"?

We had every intention of following up on our "hickey thinking cap" post of last week but this story was so stupid we just had to tell it.

Observe the directions we received this week from Shoes.

That's right, step by step, incredibly specific, directions for cutting up scrap paper. To this we can only say Why? Who cares if the scrap paper isn't all exactly the same size. ITS SCRAP PAPER! And the worst part is, from what we can tell Shoes spent at least a week on this "project". 

 

The most sensible place to get pinched

It's time once again for Stuff Out of Context! Today's line is:

I just got pinched in my pinching place.

It's Mo Monday!

Sometimes the things we catch Mo doing are frightening. Sometimes they're just weird. We were talking about Star Wars day in Mo's hearing. He was quite intrigued by the notion of lightsabers. Luckily, we didn't have any on hand, just this toy speeder bike. Mo immediately pushed off the figure of Luke Skywalker and took his place. We crept away before he could discover that it wasn't going to move.